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The Mountjoy Deception

David J. Jarvis

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Description:Derek Mountjoy lies beneath a park bench next to an inexplicably large dog turd on a grassy knoll overlooking Tesco car park with a sniper rifle in his hand ready to kill one of his enemies gathered below him but who should it be? His irritating wife Irma and her lover Fat Barry the kebab loving drug dealer; Monkey Silverback the armourer; his boss the Esteemed Desmond Wilbury the third; Wendy Shawshank the receptionist with the hairy feet; the woman with the large lady lumps from the Internet; the bloke in the pub from Corby or his nemesis from the Global Mega Condom Corporation of America, the interminably smug Jed Rhombus.Having been caught up without his knowledge in a global conspiracy to dominate the world’s stock markets using clones controlled by FLOTSAM and its perverted boss Bud ‘Audrey’ Schwartz, can Derek Mountjoy piece together the sinister goings on at Erasable Rubbers, get together with the gorgeous and mysterious Melissa Goldman, discover why he gets an erection whenever he sees a squirrel and ultimately save the world? More importantly can he make his escape from the Tesco car park in a metallic orange Twingo with racing stripes without losing his beloved Chris de Burgh CD? A dramatic confrontation on the Eurostar from Paris brings his world into focus, is he who he thinks he is?We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with The Mountjoy Deception. To get started finding The Mountjoy Deception, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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Pages: 276

Format: PDF, EPUB & Kindle Edition

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Release: 2021

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Description: Derek Mountjoy lies beneath a park bench next to an inexplicably large dog turd on a grassy knoll overlooking Tesco car park with a sniper rifle in his hand ready to kill one of his enemies gathered below him but who should it be? His irritating wife Irma and her lover Fat Barry the kebab loving drug dealer; Monkey Silverback the armourer; his boss the Esteemed Desmond Wilbury the third; Wendy Shawshank the receptionist with the hairy feet; the woman with the large lady lumps from the Internet; the bloke in the pub from Corby or his nemesis from the Global Mega Condom Corporation of America, the interminably smug Jed Rhombus.Having been caught up without his knowledge in a global conspiracy to dominate the world’s stock markets using clones controlled by FLOTSAM and its perverted boss Bud ‘Audrey’ Schwartz, can Derek Mountjoy piece together the sinister goings on at Erasable Rubbers, get together with the gorgeous and mysterious Melissa Goldman, discover why he gets an erection whenever he sees a squirrel and ultimately save the world? More importantly can he make his escape from the Tesco car park in a metallic orange Twingo with racing stripes without losing his beloved Chris de Burgh CD? A dramatic confrontation on the Eurostar from Paris brings his world into focus, is he who he thinks he is?We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with The Mountjoy Deception. To get started finding The Mountjoy Deception, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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