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The Curse of The Warm Toilet Seat

David J. Jarvis

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Description:Follow Jarvo on a Churchillian marathon of a journey as he travels the globe successfully making himself and almost everyone else around him utterly miserable. Endeavouring to cope simultaneously with possibly the most stressful things in life, divorce, homelessness and unemployment followed swiftly by marriage, buying a house and striving to cook a decent soufflé, he recklessly volunteers to be a Movement Control Officer herding African Union Soldiers onto aircraft bound for Darfur blissfully unaware of just how much worse things could get. Jarvo hilariously recounts epic disaster after disaster from a lifetime of dramatic over achievement as he rampages around Africa trying to save the world and keep his unruly nasal hairs under a semblance of control. Chased by an overprotective hippo in Central Africa, mauled by bloodthirsty leeches in Nepal, menaced by an expectant dung beetle in Chad, accidentally dropping hundreds of thousands of dollars’ worth of equipment in the Nile, having his underpants surgically removed in Addis Ababa and getting a particularly nasty paper cut while stacking maps in Dusseldorf, he scales the highest peaks of ineptitude while struggling to retain his stiff upper lip and to control his wobbly bottom one. Awarded the Order of the British Empire by the Queen for his charity work, The NATO Meritorious Service Medal for his efforts in Africa and a giant Toblerone by his wife for making a particularly spanking curry, the hapless Jarvo undergoes a life changing experience, falls in love and desperately struggles to avoid the French.We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with The Curse of The Warm Toilet Seat. To get started finding The Curse of The Warm Toilet Seat, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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Pages: 342

Format: PDF, EPUB & Kindle Edition

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Release: 2021

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Description: Follow Jarvo on a Churchillian marathon of a journey as he travels the globe successfully making himself and almost everyone else around him utterly miserable. Endeavouring to cope simultaneously with possibly the most stressful things in life, divorce, homelessness and unemployment followed swiftly by marriage, buying a house and striving to cook a decent soufflé, he recklessly volunteers to be a Movement Control Officer herding African Union Soldiers onto aircraft bound for Darfur blissfully unaware of just how much worse things could get. Jarvo hilariously recounts epic disaster after disaster from a lifetime of dramatic over achievement as he rampages around Africa trying to save the world and keep his unruly nasal hairs under a semblance of control. Chased by an overprotective hippo in Central Africa, mauled by bloodthirsty leeches in Nepal, menaced by an expectant dung beetle in Chad, accidentally dropping hundreds of thousands of dollars’ worth of equipment in the Nile, having his underpants surgically removed in Addis Ababa and getting a particularly nasty paper cut while stacking maps in Dusseldorf, he scales the highest peaks of ineptitude while struggling to retain his stiff upper lip and to control his wobbly bottom one. Awarded the Order of the British Empire by the Queen for his charity work, The NATO Meritorious Service Medal for his efforts in Africa and a giant Toblerone by his wife for making a particularly spanking curry, the hapless Jarvo undergoes a life changing experience, falls in love and desperately struggles to avoid the French.We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with The Curse of The Warm Toilet Seat. To get started finding The Curse of The Warm Toilet Seat, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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