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Unreal People

Smiley McGrouchpants Jr. Esq. III

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Description:"A bold but confounding collection of short humor pieces."--Kirkus ReviewsA lot of hilarity.-------------------"The Bicycle-Commute Neighbor" • "The Nutty Professor" • "Jain & Co." • "My Sibling Put a Butterfly in the Mail" • "Dick Cheney Confessionals" • "Dick Cheney Confessionals, Vol. II" • "Dick Cheney: Human Latrine" • "Ms. Pac-Man, on Posing Nude for Playboy™" • "Dick Cheney's Bleeding Anus: What You Can Do About It" • "Today's 'Ask Tom Cruise' Episode: Are All Scientologists as 'In the Closet' as Travolta?" • "Most Whores Agree: Trying to Find Dick Cheney's Pecker is Like 'Looking for a Needle in a Haystack'" • "Will Someone Please Put Dan Savage, Camille Paglia, Quentin Tarantino, and Marshall Mathers on an Island, Away from Us?" • "HOW TO EAT A BAG OF GOAT DICKS by Dick Cheney" • "What Ensued After Tom ('The Baffler') Frank Cut His Cock Off and Embraced 'Dickless Living'" • "EATING A BAG O' GOAT DICKS, ON MY FRONT PORCH, WITH WILFORD BRIMLEY by Dick Cheney" • "Case History #2 from The Karmic Adjustment Bureau files" • "TRUE STORY!" • "Stupid Fuckin' Douchebag" • "'Snack Time!'" • "(What Passed For) Scintillating Conversation in the '90s" • "'A Regular Joe'" • "Why Mitch McConnell Can't Get It Up: A Tragedy in One Act" • “Damn Savage Cut His Penis Off, Put It on a Hot-Dog Bun, and Ate It. What Did He Say After He Consumed, Digested, and Excreted It?” • "Why R. Limbaugh & Eminem Should Take Drugs Together: A 15-Part Treatise w/an Intermission & a Dancing Puppy to Lighten the Mood" • "A GROUNDBREAKING JERK OF A STAGGERING PENIS by Dame Egghead" • "The Day I Had to Say, 'Fuck You, Grandma!'" • "I Wish I Knew Smiley McGrouchpants When I Was 12 Yrs. Old" • “Gene Simmons & Paul Stanley Present: ‘P.I.S.S.: The Reunion Tour’” • “Why James Bopp, Jr., Decided to Just ‘Chuck It’ and Start ‘Walking the Streets for Money’ in Las Vegas, NV” • “The Worst Advice Columnist You've Ever Heard Of” • “The Worst Advice Columnist You've Ever Heard Of, Part 2: The Revenge of Aunt Snobby” • “Antonin Scalia & Newt Gingrich: Tonight's ‘NUDE MUD-WRESTLING’ Event!” • “‘MINESWEEPER’: MY REASON FOR LIVING by Office Guy” • “PSYCHOLOGY? FUCK THAT! by Damn Savage” • “Google Image Search for ‘Topless Women Swimming’” • “Ronald Reagan Loves Astrology.” • “HOW TO TELL PEOPLE WE SHOULD EVACUATE THE PLANET BECAUSE, APPARENTLY, YOU'VE BEEN INSANE ALL ALONG by Stephen Hawking” • “THE REALLY BIG BLOW-UP THINGEE THAT WAS ALSO SCARY by F. W. Dixon (Hardy Boys Mystery #6,721)” • “Chapter XXXII: In Which Rupert Murdoch's Limp Dick Meets Up with a Razor-Sharp Ginzu™ Paring Knife” • “My Name is Friedrich Nietzsche, and I Just Love this Damn Crazy Donkey!” • “‘Operation Scorpion’: Coming Soon, to a Theatre Near You!” • “‘Why Christopher Hitchens *Doesn’t* Matter,’ by George Orwell’s Reincarnation, Now a Six-Year-Old Living Outside Leeds” • “Adam Carolla’s Peer Needs to Get a Job” • “Douchebag McGillicuddy & Jack Pantshitter: ‘We’re Declaring WAR on Suburbanite Wanna-Be’s!’” • “MY LIFE AS A WALKING, TALKING CARICATURE by Damn Savage” • “Human History, in a Nutshell” • “REMEMBER WHEN BARRY WHITE’S MUSIC WAS THE ‘MAKE-OUT’ LUBRICANT? by Esteem-Building Toiletry” • “Who’s Afraid of Henry Ass-Kissinger?” • "A Bite-Sized Piece" • “She’s Up a Level” • “Squirm & Bruise: My Mom and Dad” • “Brown Paper Bag.” • “I Didn't Even Write a Story, This Time. I'm Just Posting This to Annoy You People!” • “SHARPEI! by Tao™ Lin®” • "The PRIMA DONNA & THE CHAUFFEUR: A Love Story"etc.We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with Unreal People. To get started finding Unreal People, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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Pages: 127

Format: PDF, EPUB & Kindle Edition

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Release: 2021

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Description: "A bold but confounding collection of short humor pieces."--Kirkus ReviewsA lot of hilarity.-------------------"The Bicycle-Commute Neighbor" • "The Nutty Professor" • "Jain & Co." • "My Sibling Put a Butterfly in the Mail" • "Dick Cheney Confessionals" • "Dick Cheney Confessionals, Vol. II" • "Dick Cheney: Human Latrine" • "Ms. Pac-Man, on Posing Nude for Playboy™" • "Dick Cheney's Bleeding Anus: What You Can Do About It" • "Today's 'Ask Tom Cruise' Episode: Are All Scientologists as 'In the Closet' as Travolta?" • "Most Whores Agree: Trying to Find Dick Cheney's Pecker is Like 'Looking for a Needle in a Haystack'" • "Will Someone Please Put Dan Savage, Camille Paglia, Quentin Tarantino, and Marshall Mathers on an Island, Away from Us?" • "HOW TO EAT A BAG OF GOAT DICKS by Dick Cheney" • "What Ensued After Tom ('The Baffler') Frank Cut His Cock Off and Embraced 'Dickless Living'" • "EATING A BAG O' GOAT DICKS, ON MY FRONT PORCH, WITH WILFORD BRIMLEY by Dick Cheney" • "Case History #2 from The Karmic Adjustment Bureau files" • "TRUE STORY!" • "Stupid Fuckin' Douchebag" • "'Snack Time!'" • "(What Passed For) Scintillating Conversation in the '90s" • "'A Regular Joe'" • "Why Mitch McConnell Can't Get It Up: A Tragedy in One Act" • “Damn Savage Cut His Penis Off, Put It on a Hot-Dog Bun, and Ate It. What Did He Say After He Consumed, Digested, and Excreted It?” • "Why R. Limbaugh & Eminem Should Take Drugs Together: A 15-Part Treatise w/an Intermission & a Dancing Puppy to Lighten the Mood" • "A GROUNDBREAKING JERK OF A STAGGERING PENIS by Dame Egghead" • "The Day I Had to Say, 'Fuck You, Grandma!'" • "I Wish I Knew Smiley McGrouchpants When I Was 12 Yrs. Old" • “Gene Simmons & Paul Stanley Present: ‘P.I.S.S.: The Reunion Tour’” • “Why James Bopp, Jr., Decided to Just ‘Chuck It’ and Start ‘Walking the Streets for Money’ in Las Vegas, NV” • “The Worst Advice Columnist You've Ever Heard Of” • “The Worst Advice Columnist You've Ever Heard Of, Part 2: The Revenge of Aunt Snobby” • “Antonin Scalia & Newt Gingrich: Tonight's ‘NUDE MUD-WRESTLING’ Event!” • “‘MINESWEEPER’: MY REASON FOR LIVING by Office Guy” • “PSYCHOLOGY? FUCK THAT! by Damn Savage” • “Google Image Search for ‘Topless Women Swimming’” • “Ronald Reagan Loves Astrology.” • “HOW TO TELL PEOPLE WE SHOULD EVACUATE THE PLANET BECAUSE, APPARENTLY, YOU'VE BEEN INSANE ALL ALONG by Stephen Hawking” • “THE REALLY BIG BLOW-UP THINGEE THAT WAS ALSO SCARY by F. W. Dixon (Hardy Boys Mystery #6,721)” • “Chapter XXXII: In Which Rupert Murdoch's Limp Dick Meets Up with a Razor-Sharp Ginzu™ Paring Knife” • “My Name is Friedrich Nietzsche, and I Just Love this Damn Crazy Donkey!” • “‘Operation Scorpion’: Coming Soon, to a Theatre Near You!” • “‘Why Christopher Hitchens *Doesn’t* Matter,’ by George Orwell’s Reincarnation, Now a Six-Year-Old Living Outside Leeds” • “Adam Carolla’s Peer Needs to Get a Job” • “Douchebag McGillicuddy & Jack Pantshitter: ‘We’re Declaring WAR on Suburbanite Wanna-Be’s!’” • “MY LIFE AS A WALKING, TALKING CARICATURE by Damn Savage” • “Human History, in a Nutshell” • “REMEMBER WHEN BARRY WHITE’S MUSIC WAS THE ‘MAKE-OUT’ LUBRICANT? by Esteem-Building Toiletry” • “Who’s Afraid of Henry Ass-Kissinger?” • "A Bite-Sized Piece" • “She’s Up a Level” • “Squirm & Bruise: My Mom and Dad” • “Brown Paper Bag.” • “I Didn't Even Write a Story, This Time. I'm Just Posting This to Annoy You People!” • “SHARPEI! by Tao™ Lin®” • "The PRIMA DONNA & THE CHAUFFEUR: A Love Story"etc.We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with Unreal People. To get started finding Unreal People, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
Our library is the biggest of these that have literally hundreds of thousands of different products represented.

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