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Cum buy the farm

Don Harron
4.9/5 (33266 ratings)
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Description:Yes, Charlie's back. But this time Canada's favourite farmer has a problem: he's the first victim of free trade. After generations of Farquharsons farming up yer Parry Sound way, he's up against yer corpulent jiants of aggrybizness who are trying to force him and Valeda off the land so that they can sell it to the Americans. As Charlie says: "We farmers is yer bottom-rung suppliars and nowadaze our bottoms is pritty well rung out."In his usual funhouse prose, Charlie takes the reader on an eccentric tour of farming and Farquharson history, from when God told Adam "to git some close on and git to werk", through the trials of his "incesters tryin to git ther rocks off ther land", up to today's "absentease landlards and multynashnul copulations who're rapin the land".No cow is too sacred for Charlie to flay as he casts his gimlet eye over the current political scene, whether it's Runny Ragin suffering from AIDES in the White House or Briney Bullrooney and his burrycraps in Ottywa. Along the way, Marg Snatcher, Kernel Gidaffy and Mike Gorbachump and a host of other international figures are toppled by Charlie's irreverent and irrepressible wit.Finally, the only solution is for Charlie to run for Pee Em on behalf of the F.U. party (Farmers United, of coarse). Vote Charlie -- but read him first. You'll never regret it.We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with Cum buy the farm. To get started finding Cum buy the farm, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
Our library is the biggest of these that have literally hundreds of thousands of different products represented.
Pages
136
Format
PDF, EPUB & Kindle Edition
Publisher
Macmillan of Canada
Release
1987
ISBN
077159500X

Cum buy the farm

Don Harron
4.4/5 (1290744 ratings)
Read Now Download now ⏭ listen AudioBook
Description: Yes, Charlie's back. But this time Canada's favourite farmer has a problem: he's the first victim of free trade. After generations of Farquharsons farming up yer Parry Sound way, he's up against yer corpulent jiants of aggrybizness who are trying to force him and Valeda off the land so that they can sell it to the Americans. As Charlie says: "We farmers is yer bottom-rung suppliars and nowadaze our bottoms is pritty well rung out."In his usual funhouse prose, Charlie takes the reader on an eccentric tour of farming and Farquharson history, from when God told Adam "to git some close on and git to werk", through the trials of his "incesters tryin to git ther rocks off ther land", up to today's "absentease landlards and multynashnul copulations who're rapin the land".No cow is too sacred for Charlie to flay as he casts his gimlet eye over the current political scene, whether it's Runny Ragin suffering from AIDES in the White House or Briney Bullrooney and his burrycraps in Ottywa. Along the way, Marg Snatcher, Kernel Gidaffy and Mike Gorbachump and a host of other international figures are toppled by Charlie's irreverent and irrepressible wit.Finally, the only solution is for Charlie to run for Pee Em on behalf of the F.U. party (Farmers United, of coarse). Vote Charlie -- but read him first. You'll never regret it.We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with Cum buy the farm. To get started finding Cum buy the farm, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
Our library is the biggest of these that have literally hundreds of thousands of different products represented.
Pages
136
Format
PDF, EPUB & Kindle Edition
Publisher
Macmillan of Canada
Release
1987
ISBN
077159500X

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