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The Wedding Feast: (humorous horror) (Wedding Feast Series Book 1)

Jonathan Pidduck

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Description:Book one of the fantasy horror trilogy, with lashings of British humour. Philip awakes, naked and chained to the floor by wrist and ankle, in the ramshackle dwelling of a family of murderous inbreds. His only hope of rescue lies with Matilda, their hideously deformed and needy daughter, who lurks in the shadows in her bloodied wedding dress. But what will she require of him in return? And will it give him carpet burns? Matilda has lived in the darkness all her life. Finally, an Outsider has appeared, a man who - with a little good-natured prodding - can save her from her brutal father and show her what life is like outside the House. Unless, of course, her family snack upon him first. This novel is a black comedy about unrequited love, the dilemma a shallow man faces in choosing between bitchy-beauty and ugly-fidelity, and the problems the "happy couple" face when his potential in-laws are Hell-bent on eating him. ***WARNING: Contains both male and female nudity, fantasy horror, strong language, and scenes of a sexual nature.*** Also available from this author: 1) Tethered (Book two of the series) 2) The Last of the Neanderthals (Book three of the series) 3) Slave-Girls and Amazons 4) Cave-Trolls and Amazons 5) The Halfshaft Games "The Wedding Feast", "Tethered" and "The Last of the Neanderthals" are also available as a box-set: "The Wedding Feast Trilogy".We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with The Wedding Feast: (humorous horror) (Wedding Feast Series Book 1). To get started finding The Wedding Feast: (humorous horror) (Wedding Feast Series Book 1), you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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Description: Book one of the fantasy horror trilogy, with lashings of British humour. Philip awakes, naked and chained to the floor by wrist and ankle, in the ramshackle dwelling of a family of murderous inbreds. His only hope of rescue lies with Matilda, their hideously deformed and needy daughter, who lurks in the shadows in her bloodied wedding dress. But what will she require of him in return? And will it give him carpet burns? Matilda has lived in the darkness all her life. Finally, an Outsider has appeared, a man who - with a little good-natured prodding - can save her from her brutal father and show her what life is like outside the House. Unless, of course, her family snack upon him first. This novel is a black comedy about unrequited love, the dilemma a shallow man faces in choosing between bitchy-beauty and ugly-fidelity, and the problems the "happy couple" face when his potential in-laws are Hell-bent on eating him. ***WARNING: Contains both male and female nudity, fantasy horror, strong language, and scenes of a sexual nature.*** Also available from this author: 1) Tethered (Book two of the series) 2) The Last of the Neanderthals (Book three of the series) 3) Slave-Girls and Amazons 4) Cave-Trolls and Amazons 5) The Halfshaft Games "The Wedding Feast", "Tethered" and "The Last of the Neanderthals" are also available as a box-set: "The Wedding Feast Trilogy".We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with The Wedding Feast: (humorous horror) (Wedding Feast Series Book 1). To get started finding The Wedding Feast: (humorous horror) (Wedding Feast Series Book 1), you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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