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D.M. Guay

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Description:One loser, one talking cockroach, and one karate-chopping bombshell are all that stand between YOU and hell on earth. Dig into the first THREE books of the 24/7 Demon Mart series. More than 750 pages of laugh-out-loud horror comedy, chock full of zombies, Lovecraftian hell beasties, and unemployed grim reapers. Perfect for fans of Evil Dead 2 and Shaun of the Dead. IncludesBook 1: The Graveyard Shift (A Lovecraftian horror comedy)Lloyd Wallace is the most clueless crossing guard the intersection of hell and earth has ever seen. Unfortunately, the beer cave in the corner store where he works is the gateway to hell. The gate needs a hero, but Lloyd's a zero, a loser with a capital L. He still lives with his parents. He's been fired from every job he's ever had. He was the first thing his ex-girlfriend tossed to the curb when she upgraded her life. He had no money and no prospects. Until he accidentally slayed a one-eyed tentacle monster hellbent on world domination. And, impressed by his pure heart and bravery, the devilish owner of the 24/7 Dairy Mart gave Lloyd a job. A job fighting monsters. His coworkers—a karate-chopping bombshell and a talking roach with a really bad attitude—need Lloyd's help to keep the demons in line. Can he man up and become a world-saving hero? Or will he remain a couch-surfing zero? The fate of the world is on the line. What could go wrong?Book 2: Monster Burger (This one has zombies in it.)Things haven't been quite right at 24/7 Demon Mart since a handful of vengeful beasts from beyond nearly destroyed the store in their bid to unleash hell on earth. The store has a serious pest problem. Shoddy construction has compromised the gate. Even the neighborhood is in flux, now that the Monster Burger across the street has a snooty new owner with a personal beef against the Demon Mart staff. And Lloyd Wallace, one-time world-saving hero, is too scared to leave his house. He's had a bit of trouble dealing with the fact that zombies are real (and a valued part of the Demon Mart team), blood-thirsty hell beasts are real, and that his boss is the devil. So when the store's living dead staff get restless, and human customers start shuffling around, ready to eat anything they can get their hands on, it's clear 24/7 Demon Mart has a big problem. A zombie problem. It's up to DeeDee, Lloyd, and Kevin to save the day—again. Can Lloyd conquer his crippling fear long enough to save the day? Or will Columbus, Ohio, turn into Zombie, Ohio? Book 3: Angel Trouble (A Grim Reaper horror comedy)One loser, one talking cockroach, and one karate-chopping bombshell stand between YOU and certain death. Or not. No, definitely not, because the grim reaper's lost his job. He's been stripped of his scythe and banned from reaping. The angel of death has officially fallen, and he's crash-landed at 24/7 Demon Mart.Lloyd, Kevin, and DeeDee soon find that living with the angel of death isn't easy. Lost souls. Angry exes. Ancient curses. Will the grim reaper ever get his afterlife together? The outlook is not so good.The reaper isn't the only angel who's out of sorts. Lloyd's devilish boss Faust hasn't been the same since his ex-girlfriend tried to start the zombie apocalypse. And Angel eight ball? He's having a hell of a time juggling a terrible new boss and saving Lloyd from eternal damnation.As unreaped souls stack up and the specter of death looms larger, what's the Demon Mart crew to do? Find out in this grim reaper comedy.Welcome to 24/7 Demon Mart, the horror-comedy / comic fantasy series for fans of A. Lee Martinez (Gil's All-fright Diner), Jason Pargin / David Wong (John Dies at the End), Rick Gualtieri (Bill the Vampire/ Tome of Bill), Christopher Moore (Practical Demonkeeping), Mark Cain (Circles in Hell series), and Heide Goody (Clovenhoof). The 24/7 Demon Mart series is also available in paperback and in audiobook on Audible. 24/7 Demon Mart (Main series)The Graveyard Shift: A Horror Comedy (Book 1)Monster Burger: This one has zombies in it (Book 2)Angel Trouble: A grim reaper comedy (Book 3)(Re)Possessed: A demon horror comedy (Book 4)Revenge of the Furballs: A vampires vs werewolves comedy (Book 5)(Dis) Enchanted: MORE witches! (Book 6-coming soon)24/7 Demon Mart Stories (read anytime after The Graveyard Shift)Hell for the Holidays: A 24/7 Demon Mart Christmas SpecialCritters from the Poo Lagoon: A 24/7 Demon Mart Creature Feature24/7 Demon Mart Short ReadsKevin vs The MothmanKevin vs The Loveland FrogsKevin vs LloydGenres: Horror comedy, urban fantasy, humorous fantasy.We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with 24/7 Demon Mart: Books 1-3. To get started finding 24/7 Demon Mart: Books 1-3, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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Description: One loser, one talking cockroach, and one karate-chopping bombshell are all that stand between YOU and hell on earth. Dig into the first THREE books of the 24/7 Demon Mart series. More than 750 pages of laugh-out-loud horror comedy, chock full of zombies, Lovecraftian hell beasties, and unemployed grim reapers. Perfect for fans of Evil Dead 2 and Shaun of the Dead. IncludesBook 1: The Graveyard Shift (A Lovecraftian horror comedy)Lloyd Wallace is the most clueless crossing guard the intersection of hell and earth has ever seen. Unfortunately, the beer cave in the corner store where he works is the gateway to hell. The gate needs a hero, but Lloyd's a zero, a loser with a capital L. He still lives with his parents. He's been fired from every job he's ever had. He was the first thing his ex-girlfriend tossed to the curb when she upgraded her life. He had no money and no prospects. Until he accidentally slayed a one-eyed tentacle monster hellbent on world domination. And, impressed by his pure heart and bravery, the devilish owner of the 24/7 Dairy Mart gave Lloyd a job. A job fighting monsters. His coworkers—a karate-chopping bombshell and a talking roach with a really bad attitude—need Lloyd's help to keep the demons in line. Can he man up and become a world-saving hero? Or will he remain a couch-surfing zero? The fate of the world is on the line. What could go wrong?Book 2: Monster Burger (This one has zombies in it.)Things haven't been quite right at 24/7 Demon Mart since a handful of vengeful beasts from beyond nearly destroyed the store in their bid to unleash hell on earth. The store has a serious pest problem. Shoddy construction has compromised the gate. Even the neighborhood is in flux, now that the Monster Burger across the street has a snooty new owner with a personal beef against the Demon Mart staff. And Lloyd Wallace, one-time world-saving hero, is too scared to leave his house. He's had a bit of trouble dealing with the fact that zombies are real (and a valued part of the Demon Mart team), blood-thirsty hell beasts are real, and that his boss is the devil. So when the store's living dead staff get restless, and human customers start shuffling around, ready to eat anything they can get their hands on, it's clear 24/7 Demon Mart has a big problem. A zombie problem. It's up to DeeDee, Lloyd, and Kevin to save the day—again. Can Lloyd conquer his crippling fear long enough to save the day? Or will Columbus, Ohio, turn into Zombie, Ohio? Book 3: Angel Trouble (A Grim Reaper horror comedy)One loser, one talking cockroach, and one karate-chopping bombshell stand between YOU and certain death. Or not. No, definitely not, because the grim reaper's lost his job. He's been stripped of his scythe and banned from reaping. The angel of death has officially fallen, and he's crash-landed at 24/7 Demon Mart.Lloyd, Kevin, and DeeDee soon find that living with the angel of death isn't easy. Lost souls. Angry exes. Ancient curses. Will the grim reaper ever get his afterlife together? The outlook is not so good.The reaper isn't the only angel who's out of sorts. Lloyd's devilish boss Faust hasn't been the same since his ex-girlfriend tried to start the zombie apocalypse. And Angel eight ball? He's having a hell of a time juggling a terrible new boss and saving Lloyd from eternal damnation.As unreaped souls stack up and the specter of death looms larger, what's the Demon Mart crew to do? Find out in this grim reaper comedy.Welcome to 24/7 Demon Mart, the horror-comedy / comic fantasy series for fans of A. Lee Martinez (Gil's All-fright Diner), Jason Pargin / David Wong (John Dies at the End), Rick Gualtieri (Bill the Vampire/ Tome of Bill), Christopher Moore (Practical Demonkeeping), Mark Cain (Circles in Hell series), and Heide Goody (Clovenhoof). The 24/7 Demon Mart series is also available in paperback and in audiobook on Audible. 24/7 Demon Mart (Main series)The Graveyard Shift: A Horror Comedy (Book 1)Monster Burger: This one has zombies in it (Book 2)Angel Trouble: A grim reaper comedy (Book 3)(Re)Possessed: A demon horror comedy (Book 4)Revenge of the Furballs: A vampires vs werewolves comedy (Book 5)(Dis) Enchanted: MORE witches! (Book 6-coming soon)24/7 Demon Mart Stories (read anytime after The Graveyard Shift)Hell for the Holidays: A 24/7 Demon Mart Christmas SpecialCritters from the Poo Lagoon: A 24/7 Demon Mart Creature Feature24/7 Demon Mart Short ReadsKevin vs The MothmanKevin vs The Loveland FrogsKevin vs LloydGenres: Horror comedy, urban fantasy, humorous fantasy.We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with 24/7 Demon Mart: Books 1-3. To get started finding 24/7 Demon Mart: Books 1-3, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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