Description:Lance Sidesaddle - Old West Private InvestigatorSix Western Noir Short StoriesLancelot Sidesaddle is a man in a time warp. His style of dress and personal values are those of the 1850s American West. Hisprivate investigator office, in a long-gone flophouse above Whiskey Row in Prescott Arizona, does not exist today.But if you find his doorway across from Courthouse Plaza and climb the stairs, you'll travel back in time 160 years, to an era when ladies wore long bustled skirts, the stagecoach traveled four days to Phoenix, and gold prospecting and cattle rustling were active on the high plateau.Scenes From the Old West with a Jigger of WryShort Excerpt from Love Her Wicked Little SchemesAs I walk tiredly back to Ol' Paint, a note on the windshield flaps in the fitful night breeze. Most likely a thank-you from the cops for busting her little scheme wide open. They're good ole boys, but they have a few issues about accepting help. Well, it's a love note alright, but it says T-I-C-K-E-T on the top and involves a friendly chat with the nice judge downtown. Parking on the wrong side of the street. Indeed. Resolutely I shoulder my burden - just one more lesson in humility. But then I wonder again why it is - every time I meet a gal I could really go for, she's just about to be arrested? Alone again in the dark, I nonetheless feel the warm glow of satisfaction, the sense of lending a helping hand, the humble pride of the unsung hero.The girl is gone, but her devious plan has been foiled. Preskitt, town that I love, will pass another night in peaceful slumber.About Sir Lancelot SidesaddleLance drives an old Chevy V8 pickup he calls Ol' Paint, due to the flaking primer that adorns those parts of the body that are not rust-colored. He sometimes calls it a Dodge, because that sounds more Western. It's a 4X4, but it's only running on seven cylinders. Much like our boy, Lance.Lance never realizes he's the butt of all jokes. If he did, he would take it philosophically, a word he is still learning how to spell. But through all his goofs and pratfalls, Lance never loses his good humor and his willingness tohelp his fellow citizens.We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with Lance Sidesaddle. To get started finding Lance Sidesaddle, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed. Our library is the biggest of these that have literally hundreds of thousands of different products represented.
Description: Lance Sidesaddle - Old West Private InvestigatorSix Western Noir Short StoriesLancelot Sidesaddle is a man in a time warp. His style of dress and personal values are those of the 1850s American West. Hisprivate investigator office, in a long-gone flophouse above Whiskey Row in Prescott Arizona, does not exist today.But if you find his doorway across from Courthouse Plaza and climb the stairs, you'll travel back in time 160 years, to an era when ladies wore long bustled skirts, the stagecoach traveled four days to Phoenix, and gold prospecting and cattle rustling were active on the high plateau.Scenes From the Old West with a Jigger of WryShort Excerpt from Love Her Wicked Little SchemesAs I walk tiredly back to Ol' Paint, a note on the windshield flaps in the fitful night breeze. Most likely a thank-you from the cops for busting her little scheme wide open. They're good ole boys, but they have a few issues about accepting help. Well, it's a love note alright, but it says T-I-C-K-E-T on the top and involves a friendly chat with the nice judge downtown. Parking on the wrong side of the street. Indeed. Resolutely I shoulder my burden - just one more lesson in humility. But then I wonder again why it is - every time I meet a gal I could really go for, she's just about to be arrested? Alone again in the dark, I nonetheless feel the warm glow of satisfaction, the sense of lending a helping hand, the humble pride of the unsung hero.The girl is gone, but her devious plan has been foiled. Preskitt, town that I love, will pass another night in peaceful slumber.About Sir Lancelot SidesaddleLance drives an old Chevy V8 pickup he calls Ol' Paint, due to the flaking primer that adorns those parts of the body that are not rust-colored. He sometimes calls it a Dodge, because that sounds more Western. It's a 4X4, but it's only running on seven cylinders. Much like our boy, Lance.Lance never realizes he's the butt of all jokes. If he did, he would take it philosophically, a word he is still learning how to spell. But through all his goofs and pratfalls, Lance never loses his good humor and his willingness tohelp his fellow citizens.We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with Lance Sidesaddle. To get started finding Lance Sidesaddle, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed. Our library is the biggest of these that have literally hundreds of thousands of different products represented.