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Description: According to people with snooty degrees, 95.7 % of the population is not nearly pretentious enough. N. J. Thomas, who has a snooty degree, and who feels that anything he writes is far too good for anyone who reads, decided the best novel was one with no words. "The Pretentious Book" is that novel.But what use is 200 page blank book? Well, you can add whatever you like to the empty pages. Turn it into a flip book. Fill it with random words. Draw overly complicated Rube Goldberg devices. Pretend to read it in public places so people do not bother you. Give it to your friend who always wanted to be an author and tell them to get busy scribbling their novel on the blank pages. Tear out the pages and use them as kindling during the Zombie Apocalypse.You are only limited by your imagination, which is very limited if you have none. So, get "The Pretentious Book" for yourself, or get it for a friend. Be pretentious and just get it.And when reading it, be sure to hold up your pinky.We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with The Pretentious Book. To get started finding The Pretentious Book, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed. Our library is the biggest of these that have literally hundreds of thousands of different products represented.