Description:You've been misled. Lewis Carroll didn't reveal the whole story...Alice never left Wonderland. She's trapped. She's angry. And she wants revenge.If you're a fan of twisted fairy tales, you'll love this dementedly funny series, brought to you by the author of Dorothy vs. Alice.The truth is not what you were led to believe. It wasn't all "just a dream." It's a nightmare. A nightmare she can't escape, where formerly pleasant characters throw her unhappy unbirthday parties to torment her, while others like to make her cry so they can lick her tears.But one day after years of this unpleasantness, she loses her heart. Literally. Well, technically somebody steals it.And she has to get it back. By any means necessary. And it's a lot easier to be ruthless now that she's heartless.Alice is fed up with all the losers of Wonderland, from the sadistic Queen of Hearts to the goofy Mad Hatter to the bloodthirsty Cheshire Cat.And she's tired of being so sweet and innocent, with all her dimples. She used to be a preteen, but today is her 13th birthday, and she'll be singing “unhappy birthday” loudly as she delivers violent justice! Yeah, she used to be so sweet you could die. Well, now they all shall die...literally.It may be 1865, but Alice is about to go medieval.She will have her heart returned to her even if she has to kill all the citizens of Wonderland one by one...We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with Alice the Assassin (Malice in Wonderland #1). To get started finding Alice the Assassin (Malice in Wonderland #1), you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed. Our library is the biggest of these that have literally hundreds of thousands of different products represented.
Description: You've been misled. Lewis Carroll didn't reveal the whole story...Alice never left Wonderland. She's trapped. She's angry. And she wants revenge.If you're a fan of twisted fairy tales, you'll love this dementedly funny series, brought to you by the author of Dorothy vs. Alice.The truth is not what you were led to believe. It wasn't all "just a dream." It's a nightmare. A nightmare she can't escape, where formerly pleasant characters throw her unhappy unbirthday parties to torment her, while others like to make her cry so they can lick her tears.But one day after years of this unpleasantness, she loses her heart. Literally. Well, technically somebody steals it.And she has to get it back. By any means necessary. And it's a lot easier to be ruthless now that she's heartless.Alice is fed up with all the losers of Wonderland, from the sadistic Queen of Hearts to the goofy Mad Hatter to the bloodthirsty Cheshire Cat.And she's tired of being so sweet and innocent, with all her dimples. She used to be a preteen, but today is her 13th birthday, and she'll be singing “unhappy birthday” loudly as she delivers violent justice! Yeah, she used to be so sweet you could die. Well, now they all shall die...literally.It may be 1865, but Alice is about to go medieval.She will have her heart returned to her even if she has to kill all the citizens of Wonderland one by one...We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with Alice the Assassin (Malice in Wonderland #1). To get started finding Alice the Assassin (Malice in Wonderland #1), you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed. Our library is the biggest of these that have literally hundreds of thousands of different products represented.