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But You Don't Look Funny

Linda Salisbury
4.9/5 (33011 ratings)
Description:For twenty-two years, Linda Salisbury delighted readers with her weekly humor column, first published in the Punta Gorda Herald, then the Sarasota Herald-Tribune. Two collections, Good-bye Tomato; Hello Florida, and Read My Lips: No New Pets delighted readers, and this new book is filled with new material, plus a few favorites from the early books.But You Don’t Look Funny covers a wide-range of her favorite topics: clutter, fruitcake, Mad Cat Disease, cooking mishaps, grits, red lights, marriage, dieting, kids and much more. Salisbury describes her dog as having teeth that included wire ships that he used to break chains. “His paws had glass cutters to remove jalousie panes. He is a cross between a terrier and a Swiss Army knife.” Another frequent topic is Man in My Life, who “suffered from delusions of neatness,” and had personal encounters with the Red Light Fairy, who saw him coming on U.S. 41 and waved her wand at the traffic signals.She writes about vacationing with family at a timeshare, where all the towels were beige, and finds and pokes fun at herself and situations she finds herself in.We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with But You Don't Look Funny. To get started finding But You Don't Look Funny, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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But You Don't Look Funny

Linda Salisbury
4.4/5 (1290744 ratings)
Description: For twenty-two years, Linda Salisbury delighted readers with her weekly humor column, first published in the Punta Gorda Herald, then the Sarasota Herald-Tribune. Two collections, Good-bye Tomato; Hello Florida, and Read My Lips: No New Pets delighted readers, and this new book is filled with new material, plus a few favorites from the early books.But You Don’t Look Funny covers a wide-range of her favorite topics: clutter, fruitcake, Mad Cat Disease, cooking mishaps, grits, red lights, marriage, dieting, kids and much more. Salisbury describes her dog as having teeth that included wire ships that he used to break chains. “His paws had glass cutters to remove jalousie panes. He is a cross between a terrier and a Swiss Army knife.” Another frequent topic is Man in My Life, who “suffered from delusions of neatness,” and had personal encounters with the Red Light Fairy, who saw him coming on U.S. 41 and waved her wand at the traffic signals.She writes about vacationing with family at a timeshare, where all the towels were beige, and finds and pokes fun at herself and situations she finds herself in.We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with But You Don't Look Funny. To get started finding But You Don't Look Funny, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
Our library is the biggest of these that have literally hundreds of thousands of different products represented.
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1881539636
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