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Life's a Bastard Then You Die, Part 1

Ian Atkinson

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Description:Rot & ByrneComedy-Horror at its very best. A humorous, action-packed urban fantasy that’s frightening and funny in equal measure.Robert Orlando Trent, although no hero in life had to become one after his death. The lives, and indeed afterlives, of two innocent children, his family and his best friend depended on it. However, when Satan’s head honcho wants to suck out your soul, kick your ethereal butt and hang your ghostly gonads from Hell’s gatepost, the chances are such reluctant heroics may well not be enough. Life’s a Bastard, Then You DieA motto a shade cynical perhaps for one so young, but for 21 year old Robert Orlando Trent - Rot to his friends - it was a soured saying, oft spouted. However, as he was soon to discover, the Afterlife could be a bit of an unholy bummer as well. Maybe as a result of fortune favouring the brave, Rot was mistakenly ripped asunder by one of God’s own emissaries. After wiping Lady Luck’s spittle from his ethereal eye, Rot found that to save his soul; plus the lives - and indeed afterlives - of his family and friends, he himself, or at least his new, spiritual self, would be forced to face things both Hell-sent and Hell-bound. Such Devil-spawn being; a forty foot colossus of revengeful arch-fiend, along with its attendant flock of gargoyle lackeys. A full longship’s complement of long-dead, demonised Vikings: ones having transmogrified over the centuries into the most debased and vile, parasitized pack of flesh-hungry zombies. The leader of which, having ousted the spirit of nine year old Tommy Marchant, was now firmly ensconced within the boy’s body. Rot, albeit reluctantly, feels obliged to find and reclaim the lad’s bedevilled form in order to reinstall Tommy before his earthly self is lost forever. To make matters even worse, Tommy’s little sister, Belle, has also been kidnapped; the poor lass destined to be the next epicurean delight on the menu of these gormandising ghouls. However, with the help of his best mate, Damian Byrne and the kid’s feisty aunt, Helena Troy… plus hopefully a smidgen of angelic assistance, and God being willing… Well Heaven knows, a righteous rescue may just be possible. Life may indeed be a bit of a bastard, and the Afterlife may equally suck, but if you have faith, well, things’ll be okay in the end… Won’t they?Mmmm… Let us pray…Rot & ByrneLife’s a Bastard, Then You Die - Part Twois also now available for Kindle at AmazonWe have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with Life's a Bastard Then You Die, Part 1. To get started finding Life's a Bastard Then You Die, Part 1, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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Description: Rot & ByrneComedy-Horror at its very best. A humorous, action-packed urban fantasy that’s frightening and funny in equal measure.Robert Orlando Trent, although no hero in life had to become one after his death. The lives, and indeed afterlives, of two innocent children, his family and his best friend depended on it. However, when Satan’s head honcho wants to suck out your soul, kick your ethereal butt and hang your ghostly gonads from Hell’s gatepost, the chances are such reluctant heroics may well not be enough. Life’s a Bastard, Then You DieA motto a shade cynical perhaps for one so young, but for 21 year old Robert Orlando Trent - Rot to his friends - it was a soured saying, oft spouted. However, as he was soon to discover, the Afterlife could be a bit of an unholy bummer as well. Maybe as a result of fortune favouring the brave, Rot was mistakenly ripped asunder by one of God’s own emissaries. After wiping Lady Luck’s spittle from his ethereal eye, Rot found that to save his soul; plus the lives - and indeed afterlives - of his family and friends, he himself, or at least his new, spiritual self, would be forced to face things both Hell-sent and Hell-bound. Such Devil-spawn being; a forty foot colossus of revengeful arch-fiend, along with its attendant flock of gargoyle lackeys. A full longship’s complement of long-dead, demonised Vikings: ones having transmogrified over the centuries into the most debased and vile, parasitized pack of flesh-hungry zombies. The leader of which, having ousted the spirit of nine year old Tommy Marchant, was now firmly ensconced within the boy’s body. Rot, albeit reluctantly, feels obliged to find and reclaim the lad’s bedevilled form in order to reinstall Tommy before his earthly self is lost forever. To make matters even worse, Tommy’s little sister, Belle, has also been kidnapped; the poor lass destined to be the next epicurean delight on the menu of these gormandising ghouls. However, with the help of his best mate, Damian Byrne and the kid’s feisty aunt, Helena Troy… plus hopefully a smidgen of angelic assistance, and God being willing… Well Heaven knows, a righteous rescue may just be possible. Life may indeed be a bit of a bastard, and the Afterlife may equally suck, but if you have faith, well, things’ll be okay in the end… Won’t they?Mmmm… Let us pray…Rot & ByrneLife’s a Bastard, Then You Die - Part Twois also now available for Kindle at AmazonWe have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with Life's a Bastard Then You Die, Part 1. To get started finding Life's a Bastard Then You Die, Part 1, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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